It's that time of year againKoalaUnknown@lemmy.world to Programmer Humor@programming.dev – 217 points – 8 months ago14
Fuck this. I am creating a new language. Some guy in 2006.Timely_Jellyfish_2077@programming.dev to Programmer Humor@programming.dev – 195 points – 8 months ago15
remember, if your gf isn't open source and running locally, you don't own hermorrowind@lemmy.ml to Programmer Humor@programming.dev – 1280 points – 8 months ago111
Sometimes I want to call malloc, just as a treatverysuchaccount@lemmy.world to Programmer Humor@programming.dev – 562 points – 8 months ago28
Fact: becoming a programmer significantly increases your risk of being blinded and eaten by a DilophosaurusZeroCool@slrpnk.net to Programmer Humor@programming.dev – 682 points – 8 months ago21
Tough break, kid...Toda@programming.dev to Programmer Humor@programming.dev – 928 points – 8 months ago84
Should I cancel?canpolat@programming.dev to Programmer Humor@programming.dev – 342 points – 8 months ago13
It's not DNScanpolat@programming.dev to Programmer Humor@programming.dev – 835 points – 8 months ago43
FLOSS communities right nowonlinepersona@programming.dev to Programmer Humor@programming.dev – 1488 points – 8 months ago420
Me after I got firedGollum@feddit.de to Programmer Humor@programming.dev – 844 points – 8 months ago69
What's stopping you from coding like this ?devilish666@lemmy.world to Programmer Humor@programming.dev – 408 points – 8 months ago74
Floating-point arithmeticJPDev@programming.dev to Programmer Humor@programming.dev – 342 points – 8 months ago5
Junior Dev VS Machine Learningdevilish666@lemmy.world to Programmer Humor@programming.dev – 333 points – 8 months ago71
dotnet developerJPDev@programming.dev to Programmer Humor@programming.dev – 1606 points – 8 months ago120
Bartender QualificationsJPDev@programming.dev to Programmer Humor@programming.dev – 996 points – 8 months ago63