You can have any superpower, but the first person to reply chooses a side effect

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The ability to stop pooping for three days.

Each day you don't poop, you lay an egg that hatches into a random monster. The egg is indestructible.

You have to post about it online and keep the community updated on your progress, becoming the first widespread Lemmy meme

You already can -- immodium

Or just some painkillers. I had surgery seven or eight years ago and I still remember how badly I wanted to shit by day three and it just wasn't happening.

But when you eventually poop your in the middle of human a human centipede