Europe Commission says Adobe's $20B buy of Figma will kill competition

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EC rules Adobe's $20B buy of Figma will kill competition
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I heard Steve Jobs died from figma

Who the hell is Steve Jobs?

He's the guy who directed the movie Jaws.

No, that was Steve Spielberg, you're thinking of the guy who jumped all over the Microsoft stage shouting "DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOP--gaaaassp--DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS!"

No, that's Steve Ballmer, you're thinking of the award-winning lead actor of HBO's hit series: "Boardwalk Empire"

Naw fam, that's Steve Buscemi, you're thinking of that lovable "Crocodile Hunter" who taught us all to love and protect nature by loudly sneaking up to terrifying reptiles and poking them with sticks.