You've been instantly teleported two feet to the left. How does this affect you?

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Right side couch gang rise up

On contemplation of the left side of the couch, I would be entangled in two pissed off cats willing to use their claws on me for the crime of sitting on them.

Nah man. My couch is comfortable. I ain't get'n up. I raised a fist in solidarity though.