NASA has some explaining to doUrethra Franklin@startrek.website to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world – 894 points – 11 months agoAlso, the Jewish God and Muslim Allah are on the International Space Station.148Post a CommentPreviewYou are viewing a single commentView all commentsThis is the right amount of crazy that I'm not sure if it's honest or parody for this country. Also: Jesus gets my prayers because he's in my heart, checkmate atheists.Your cardiologist would like a word about having a 2,000 year old corpse in your heart.But the body of Christ is bread.Good. Christ can keep me hydrated. Carbohydrated.I’m not sure that’s how carbonation works. But his blood will make you dehydrated.This is the right amount of crazy to accidentally become real.Don't ask them about the JewsWhich country?The gun and Christian fundamentalist one.MAGA. We put the Fun in "fundamental."That's not Jesus in your heart, it's a wormWait, is that why people were taking ivermectin? Not to cure COVID, but to get rid of their Jesus heart worm?
This is the right amount of crazy that I'm not sure if it's honest or parody for this country. Also: Jesus gets my prayers because he's in my heart, checkmate atheists.Your cardiologist would like a word about having a 2,000 year old corpse in your heart.But the body of Christ is bread.Good. Christ can keep me hydrated. Carbohydrated.I’m not sure that’s how carbonation works. But his blood will make you dehydrated.This is the right amount of crazy to accidentally become real.Don't ask them about the JewsWhich country?The gun and Christian fundamentalist one.MAGA. We put the Fun in "fundamental."That's not Jesus in your heart, it's a wormWait, is that why people were taking ivermectin? Not to cure COVID, but to get rid of their Jesus heart worm?
Your cardiologist would like a word about having a 2,000 year old corpse in your heart.But the body of Christ is bread.Good. Christ can keep me hydrated. Carbohydrated.I’m not sure that’s how carbonation works. But his blood will make you dehydrated.
But the body of Christ is bread.Good. Christ can keep me hydrated. Carbohydrated.I’m not sure that’s how carbonation works. But his blood will make you dehydrated.
Good. Christ can keep me hydrated. Carbohydrated.I’m not sure that’s how carbonation works. But his blood will make you dehydrated.
That's not Jesus in your heart, it's a wormWait, is that why people were taking ivermectin? Not to cure COVID, but to get rid of their Jesus heart worm?
Wait, is that why people were taking ivermectin? Not to cure COVID, but to get rid of their Jesus heart worm?
This is the right amount of crazy that I'm not sure if it's honest or parody for this country.
Also: Jesus gets my prayers because he's in my heart, checkmate atheists.
Your cardiologist would like a word about having a 2,000 year old corpse in your heart.
But the body of Christ is bread.
Good. Christ can keep me hydrated.
Carbohydrated.
I’m not sure that’s how carbonation works.
But his blood will make you dehydrated.
This is the right amount of crazy to accidentally become real.
Don't ask them about the Jews
Which country?
The gun and Christian fundamentalist one.
MAGA. We put the Fun in "fundamental."
That's not Jesus in your heart, it's a worm
Wait, is that why people were taking ivermectin? Not to cure COVID, but to get rid of their Jesus heart worm?