Which fantasy or folklore creature would you marry?

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Medusa. She makes me rock hard. Also, no hair in the shower drain is a nice bonus.

Plot twist: snakes in the shower drain

I'm tired of all these motherfucking snakes, in this motherfucking drain!

Hmm, I didn’t think that out. Still better than hair though