Pros / cons of riding a bike?

apparently my city literally literally banned public rail funding, and people online love jerking off about how good biking is, so i figured might as well try. I have come up with:

pros:

• good for mental health / exercise / endorphins

• arguably quaint

• feel like an old timey guy taking his wares to market

• feel european

• can annoy others

• less of a police state around them vs cars

• more flexible parking, routes

• capacity to be peaceful

• nice in summer

cons:

• look like an annoying dork (esp w neon - which also hurts the quaint factor)

• have to wear a helmet (^)

• getting sweaty, potentially "unpresentable" for work

• still have to find safe parking

• still takes a while

• have to find new routes to places

• can't listen to music or might die

• little meaningful protection against severe injury

• can only carry so many groceries/etc

• sucks in winter