Trump backs out of ‘60 Minutes’ primetime interview, CBS says

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Hey now, Chickens can put up a fight when they need to and are smarter than people think. Can we really say the same about trump?

This is kinda insulting to chickens. Chickens can be really nice and form bonds. Can we really say the same about trump.

When I had chickens I liked hanging out with them. The way the chased me when I had some food made me feel like I was in Jurassic Park.

I highly doubt hanging out with Trump would be that much fun. Unless I ran around holding a hamburger while he chased me. Maybe.

You could try dressing like a drag Ivanka. He'd come chasing you with tiny groping hands.

Edit: like a tiny, fat orange T-rex.

The takeaway from this thread is dressing as a tiny Ivanka disguised as a chicken will allow me to eviscerate small animals and form emotional bonds with humans, creating a band of wicked hobos while pursued across the desert island by fantasy-Trump, who has T-Rex arms with sharp claws

That let me too fantasize about taking said orange chicken on in a fight.

It's not my most ethical not pacifist line of thought, yet strangely satisfying.