Giant phallus-shaped iceberg floating in Conception Bay surprises residents of Dildo, Canada

Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.world – 485 points – Giant phallus-shaped iceberg floating in Conception Bay surprises residents of Dildo, Canada
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cross-posted from: https://discuss.tchncs.de/post/18602528

It's a bit old but the shape and the city name were so funny that I couldn't not post it XD

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"Woah, look at that iceberg, it's shaped like a-"

"Dick! Dick Johnson! Come look at this iceberg, it sorta looks like a-"

Pecker! Over there. What sort of bird is that? Wait, it's not a woodpecker, it looks like someone's...

Dong! That's right, my doorbell is busted and it only does half the ring. No ding, just dong. And I open the door and the Amazon delivery guy had pulled out his...

Willy! Hey, over here! Wow man, how've you been? Last time we talked you were polishing off your...

...nob! I couldn't turn the damn nob! As much as I tried I couldn't open the door. The damn thing wouldn't turn. It was probably because my hand was so slippery with all the lubricant I used to beat my...

Cock. A couple of hens too! I keep meaning to build a fence to keep those damn foxes from devouring my...

Johnson! Come check out these anomalous readings. The chart almost resembles a...

Shlong! But really he was so drunk he meant “So long!” which he could’ve also been referring to a….

Alright guys, I think it might be time to close up this community, it won't be getting better than this.

I read the "not the onion" name before clicking but it wasn't until I reached the end of the article and saw the author's name that it finally clicked that this was in fact not the onion.

While reading the thing it all seemed "weird this doesn't feel like an onion article even though the content is so much onion" and "are those references to other phallic stuff all from past onion articles too?"

those of you not clicking the article to read the main caption are missing out. Allow me:

A penis-shaped iceberg floated by the town of Dildo, Canada, which isn't too far from the city of Spread Eagle and the town of Placentia. (Image credit: Ken Pretty)

because Newfoundland has the best place names in the world. So spend A Night In Dildo if you think you've got the time