What movie did you watch as I kid which you shouldn't have?

Jeena@piefed.jeena.net to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world – 67 points –

My dads brother visited us one time - when I was around 7 years old - and they sent me to bed and watched a movie together on TV. I'm not sure where my mom was, perhaps taking care of my little brother, but I quietly went down the stairs and saw them watching the movie, and I stayed very quietly so they would not know I'm there.

It was a Bruce Lee movie, "The Big Boss (1971)". In that movie Bruce works at a ice factory and his boss kills some people and puts them into the ice. That's not the worst of it. They then have those big ice blocks and a big blade saw and that saw cuts the big blocks into smaller peaces. It also cuts those bodies in the ice blocks into smaller pieces.

I couldn't believe what I saw and went back upstairs and couldn't fall asleep. I never told my parents.

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I watched Event Horizon when I was 10 not knowing it was an horror movie and I had recurring nightmares for weeks

Same but I was in my mid twenties.

The director's cut would have been a classic for the ages.

I saw this in my 20s as well, somehow never having heard a thing about it. I thought it was gonna be a standard sci-fi movie. Boy was I surprised.

Also, I've heard about that lost footage that they filmed but never released. Shit sounds wild.

The brothers Grimm for me. I don't see many people discussing it online, but I enjoyed it. That scene where the horse eats a kid is still distressing to me years later.

Watch a movie called Demon Wind when I was 9. Only scary movie that ever got to me and I had been watching them since I was 5. But for whatever reason that movie fuck me up that I had accident in bed.

Funny watch that movie as an adult and it so bad and corny but it disturb me at 9.

The Brave Little Toaster. I loved that movie cause what little kid doesn't want to watch a bunch of singing appliances? It's actually a really good movie but the themes about existential crisis and the need for purpose are way over a kids head. Also, the clown scene gave me nightmares.

The fucking magnet in the junkyard scared me so much

"I once ran the Indy 500. I must confess I'm impressed how I did it I wonder how close that I came."

Chucky, and I was quite young maybe 6 or 8? I had nightmares about that fucking doll for years after.

The blanket was my favorite character

Look, it was the 80s/90s. We had one TV. My parents were not going to watch kid shit during their down time so we watched whatever they felt like watching. Thus, I have too many to list here.

But for context apparently Alien and Aliens made me squeaky and giggly/happy as a baby. To this day I sometimes have bizarrely detailed dreams with xenomorph subplots.

Stephen King's IT was broadcast on network TV during primetime. I remember being excited to gather around the TV to watch a movie and oooooh boy was not prepared. I don't think my parents let me finish.

I remember hearing about IT from other kids, and them describing all these horrific things that happen. When I watched it as an adult I couldn't believe how tame it was. Everything had been exaggerated, and some of it was probably being confused with things from other movies.

I finished it! Couldn't take a shower without fear or let my feet stick out from the blankets for years. Definitely the one that scarred me most, likely because I was in 1st grade.

Lol I think we're around the same age. Definitely too young for evil clown Tim Curry.

I was watching IT at my grandma's and she just saw the clown at the beginning and thought it must be kids movie. But eventually my mum came home and stopped it (also my grandma got yelled at).

Starship trooper when I was still in kindergarten. The only thing I remember from this movie is the scene where the bug drills a hole in the soldiers head to drink his brain. Don't plan to watch this movie ever again in my life

I was a little older, like 3rd grade, but same. Nightmares about being overrun by bug hordes for months and months.

I've mentioned it elsewhere, but I saw Akira when I was four and my brother was three. Our dad picked it out because "animation is for children".

I can't remember much of it but it left me with a deep distate for body horror and nightmares for literal weeks.

I wasn't that young, maybe 8 but that movie still fucked me up. The hospital scene with the stuffed animals coming alive and breaking apart was and is super scary.

Ninja Scroll for me, my dad let me rent it when I was very young and I was like “holy heck what is this”

When I was roughly 10 years old I watched my next door neighbors' parents' home made hardcore sex tape. She had found it while snooping in her dads closet. So yeah, little old me (boy) and closest friend (girl) sitting on her parents bed watching a very graphic homemade porn.

Definitely shaped my sexual development...

I was chaperoning on a school bus full of kindergarteners. They started chatting about the scariest movies they had ever seen. Some of them were talking about Goosebumps and some were talking about stuff in the realm of ET. The one little boy in my group looked up to me and said that stuff for babies that's nothing. I said oh yeah? What are you watch. He said I like Jason I like Freddy I like Michael Myers. I asked him which scenes that he thought were the best and he actually seemed to have watched it all. I said so what did you think of IT by Stephen King. His eyes got wide and he said no no no no no no no. We're not going to talk about that.

The Mummy. Terrified me. Which is hilarious because now I laugh at it, both because it is largely comedic but also it's so corny.

The scene with the guy without eyes and a tongue is imprinted into my mind because I happened to look at the TV just as that happened. I don't even remember how old I was, but definitely way under 10.

Kentucky fried movie

Hello, this is Doctor Klahn. I'm not home right now. Leave a message, when you hear the beep. You have our gratitude.

Lol I honestly don't remember anything at all from that movie, except boobs. I was in 2nd grade.

I saw it when I was in college. Not sure if I knew what breasts were for in second grade. I either feel jealous or sorry for you.

I am not sure which.

Catholic High School Girls in Trouble!

It was made by the folks behind Airplane and Hot Shots. The humor is very much unrefined though. It might be worth a rewatch now that you're older.

Kind of like watching Shrek as an adult, you get the second set of jokes.

Haha maybe I'll get around to it. You should probably feel nothing for my second grade self watching that movie, it didn't have much of an impact on me other than thinking it's funny I watched it.

Okay good. I won't set up the GoFundMe for your therapy!

My parents told me that I could watch any movie in theatres for my 13th birthday. I didn't know anything about it and picked The Devil's Advocate. They took me, my older brother, and my two younger brothers.

On the way home they yelled at me for picking an inappropriate movie.

This really creepy Czech Alice in Wonderland movie. It used stop motion with animal skeletons, fish heads, and tons of other things.

My mom put it on when I was little in an attempt to keep me occupied.
“Would you like to watch Alice in Wonderland, Thelsim?” She’d ask.
“Yea!” I would shout enthusiastically, thinking she meant the Disney movie.
Half an hour later I’m crying and hiding under the blankets.

I never did watch that movie again. Maybe it’s not so bad now, but the screenshots still make feel very queasy.

:::spoiler A sample 🫣 :::

Pretty sure that's a horse skull, and holy fuck, why was that ever made?

Edit: probably not a horse, but some kind of ungulate.

I watched this movie in collage! It is definitely creepy and unsettling the whole way through. I never had a desire to watch it again either.

Yeah watched it too early as well. I'm watching it again now and it's much better than I remembered.

Who Framed Roger Rabbit. The dipping scenes haunted me.

And Judge Doom struggling as the steam roller flattens him. Up to that point he was treated as a human character. Fists pounding on the roller, he pleads and screams as it slowly crushes him. The other humans turn away rather than witness the horror. I was 6.

BUT turns out, it's all okay! He was a toon all along! So no worries that we watched his demise, right? He's fine! You can tell because of the high pitched laughing and bizarre "flat" version of the Judge standing up and re-inflating himself until his human eyes pop out.

Roger Rabbit. You know, for kids.

We watched that when it came out on VHS I think. Definitely not a movie for a pair of 8/9 year olds.

Though the only saving grace is that we were too young to understand what was going on.

I pretty much accidentally watched Evangelion as a kid thumbing on a TV set. It has definitely shaped my type for women for years to come.

E.T. --specifically the scenes starting with the government showing up to take care of him while he's dying. E.T. being lifeless in that clear body bag will never be removed from my mind.

That color... How pale he was. Mom used to buy frozen burritos at the time. I felt uncomfortable eating them for months.....

E.T. is a funny one. It was the first movie I saw in a theater, as a smallish child on a school outing. And I was traumatized by it. That weird alien skin and eyes, those creepy bony fingers. As I remember, it literally gave me nightmares. But to this day I have never met anyone who didn't find E.T. "cute" as a child. Possibly I was just too young.

Stephen King's IT from behind the couch.

How I didn't develop a lifelong fear of clowns I have no idea.

Alien when I was about 4. That's what happens when you make an uncle who is still in high school babysit.

Unexpectedly got nightmares for years after watching the movie Twister.

I'm old, so keep that in mind.

I saw 2001: A Space Odyssey in the theater when I was 7. I wasn't even with my family, I was with a friend and his parents. It freaked me the freak out. That space baby at the end. The dreams I had.

My parents were super strict. I was at a buddy's house when Terminator 2 first came to VHS and we watched it. I was probably around 11. Having not really seen anything like that, it definitely impacted me for a while. Then again, I was already having nightmares most nights by then anyway.

I was probably 11 or 12 when we got it on VHS. My sister was 9 or 10. We were huge Swarzenegger fans and were used to him being the good guy. Twins and Kindergarten Cop were rewatched multiple times. T2 was our first R rated movie. We didn't watch Terminator prior, though my parents did as it had been on TV (broadcast tv, censored) and they were eager to see it too.

Anyway, after it finished, I chased my sister around the house pointing my finger at her which freaked her out and got me yelled at. Fun times

I watched The Shining at a friend's house when I was like 10. First and last time I ever watched that nightmare fuel.

There was a movie with Rosie O’Donnell called Exit to Eden. My mom was not particularly uptight about us seeing R rated stuff and the previews made it look like a slightly dirty comedy. It was Rosie O’Donnell in like…the 90’s so I mean…she did not look into it any further than that.

Turns out it’s basically a soft core porno with a couple funny bits and it was extremely awkward to sit through.

The movie (that I literally didn't know existed until right this moment) is based on a novel by Anne Rice, under the pen name Anne Rampling.

She also wrote a series of BDSM novels about Sleeping Beauty under the pen name A. N. Roquelaure.

I’ve read the sleeping beauty ones (knew what I was getting into with that)…but literally never knew that about the movie!

I saw Cujo as a 6 year old and its still sitting with me 25 years later. Our house was always the summer hang out spot for my family since we had a pool, so my aunt and grandma would always go to blockbuster on Friday to get some movies. I got to rent Pokemon Stadium 2 and all I wanted to to was play the game.

I couldn't play it until I watched a movie with the family. The adults decided we should watch cujo (the perfect film for kids aged 8, 6, 5 and 4 right?)

I still have weird memories of watching the movie, getting freaked out and burying my head in the couch to try and not see or hear anything. After the movie my grandma said I could go play my game, and I still associate the Golbat mini game with it since the dog got rabies from a bat.

So next time you want your grandkid to bond with you, don't fucking scar them ok?

Terminator 2. Also Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom. Oh and a glimpse of Silence of the lambs before I got caught by mum that time.

The heart part in Indiana Jones haunted me. as did the idea of a killer robot that you can’t reason with or plead mercy to.

Yeah Temple of Doom and T2 for me as well.

ToD was somehow approved by my parents (I think it was rated PG-13, not R) and we even owned it on VHS but I definitely lost some sleep over the heart scene and also the monkey brains.

T2 was definitely not approved, but I watched it at a friend's house.

Same!! I watched it at a friends house ahaha 😂 Mum was not pleased. Ah well. Now it’s funny.

I think it was rated PG-13, not R

In fact it was rated PG. The resulting backlash, along with a similar situation with Gremlins, directly resulted in the MPAA creating the PG-13 rating.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Indiana_Jones_and_the_Temple_of_Doom#PG_rating

Oh wow haha, I didn't know that!

It probably would have been closer to 1990 when I first saw it though so it would've been PG-13 by then. Still, an interesting factoid.

You're all in here with horror and mature movies, but I'll hit you with Watership Down for the win 😉

When I was 10, my parents rented The Kiss of the Spider Woman. I was forbidden to watch it, so I snuck downstairs and watched it late at night. They were right, I should not have watched it. I was definitely not mature enough to understand everything that was happening and it really caused me some emotional turmoil for a month or two, just thinking about it. It's such a tragic movie. Likely Raul Julia's finest performance, and William Hurt is also quite excellent in it.

It's the only movie my parents ever forbid me from seeing.

Dad allowed me to watch Species. Had to sleep in my parents' bed that night. Mom was FURIOUS :D

Twilight Zone movie.

Watched alone on dark night.

The part when the lady visits the house, where the family is terrified of putting a foot out of line.

That has the most distasteful feeling of dread. Really well done, not for kids!

I had nightmares from Dawn of the Dead for weeks. I was 8 or 9 when my mom tried to show it to me, lol

Mars Attacks! was very poorly marketed. I remember the commercials for it seeming tame and asking my parents to take me to the theater to see it and it fucked me up for a few good weeks. We didn't even stay to the end, but I had nightmares about it that very same night.

My brother showed me a movie from my dad's hidden porno stash when I was 8. So probably that.

Jaws. Watched it when I was about 8. Now in my 40s and still don't like being in open water or sea where I can't see the bottom... I know what's down there...

  • The Neverending Story: STARTS with a horse DYING FROM SADNESS and the movie is about existence being devoured by nothingness.
  • Nightmare on Elm Street: where the fuck were my parents?!
  • Time Bandits: the cages floating in the void, the dwarves being chased down a corridor, the parents die to evil at the end...don't they? Ambiguous existential dread all around this one.
  • The Thing: no clear childhood memories or nightmares but I know I saw it before I was 10.
  • Reanimator: ditto for The Thing.
  • The Shining
  • Cat People

An American Werewolf in London.

I stayed up watching it on my brother's black and white TV. My parents had no idea. I nearly shit the bed afterward when my brother jumped on me in the dark and yelled "raaaah."

Akira definitely counts. I'm sure my parents were in the "all cartoons are for kids" camp that everyone was in in the 90s. Similarly, the Guyver.

Watership Down

The scene where they're all buried and poisoned while the den is torn apart and the rabbits are trapped, desperately trying to push nose-first past all the bodies clogging the dead-end passages.. I had a lot of bad dreams from that one!

When I was around 10-11 my dad sat me down to watch Mulholland Drive with him (because a coworker got it confused with another, more wholesome movie)

For the most part, my neurons were plastic enough to just accept the weird surreal dream logic, but for some reason my subconscious drew the line at sex. I must have been flushing, because my dad turned to me after the movie was over and started apologizing profusely.

The only time I remember feeling that much stunned embarassment/shame at watching a movie was when I got my sister Enter The Void as a gift, having never seen it. (Great movie, but the incestual implications make it hard to watch with family).

Now I'm a lesbian. Mulholland Drive got to me young enough to forever warp my sexuality. (Enter The Void, luckily, did not).

I was around 7 and my much older brother convinced me to stay up until very late in the evening when the dirty softcore stuff was on tv. Must have been midnight or whatever. Finally it started... I don't know what I expected but I was like "that's it??!" It was so boring! Fell asleep a minute later.

Indiana Jones and The Temple of Doom, when I was like 8. Was all fun and games until they ripped that slaves heart out and dunked it into the lava, or something to that extent. It's been a while since I last watched it, the details are a bit hazy.

I can totally clear up those details for you, but the details are rather extreme, so you get to decide.

:::spoiler Spoiler! They ripped the guys heart out, and slowly lowered the guy into the lava. During the descent you can see the heart beating faster and faster as the guy panics, then just as he gets to the lava they do a close up shot of the high priest holding the heart up as it bursts into flames. spoiler:::

Thanks, I remember now. I've actually watched the movie when I was a fair bit older, but that must have been some 20 years ago now as well. Guess it's really time for a rewatch!

Watched old horror movies all the time with my grandfather growing up. None of that was scary. Watching Chuckey when I was probably 8 with my brother was terrifying. Didn't help we had one of those big my buddy type dolls in the house. I think I was Chuckey for Halloween that year.

Insidious 1. First and last time I was scared.
And I watched "Mission to Mars" (2002) somewhere around 22:00 on TV snd that was deeply creepy.

My mom led horror movies but was too scared to watch them alone.

For some reason she thought kids don't really remember things until around 6 years old.

So with her I watched hellraiser, IT, Freddy Krueger, Chuckee, The Thing (Carpenter version), Amytiville horror, Pet Sementary, Alien, the exorcist, and some others when I was 4 and 5.

Only ones that really freaked me out as a kid was Chuckee, and that hellraiser movie where pinhead comes out of a screen specifically (the third hellraiser I think?). Alien and Amytiville were my favorite ones.

Invasion of the Body Snatchers (1978)

I couldn't sleep....

Dad let me watch Poltergeist when I was 6 and Mom let me watch The Shining when I was 7. I was also 7 when the Thriller video came out, and I think that scared me more.

To many but the one that haunts me is “chaser”. A Korean movie about a serial killer who haunts prostitutes.

Why I remind it? Well, I watched it with my brother and when I got back from the toilet, he pretended to be some rando in a hoodie with a knife. Keep in mind, I was 14 and it was 11:30PM.

I saw a nasty horror movie as a kid of around 7-8. My friend had this weird uncle who was living with his mother house next to ours. He was the only one at street with VHS player. One day, instead of our favorite Tom & Jerry, he put a cassette with the movie into the player. It was some weird horror called "the spirit of the Forest" or something like that, about a cabin in the forest and a spirit possessing its visitors, making them kill each other. I had trouble getting back home in the middle of the day. Fortunately, no nightmares. Few years later, the uncle killed his mother, because voices told him to. He got locked up in the psychiatric ward and my friend moved in with his parents, yay.

...i don't know that i shouldn't've seen it, but the 1978 invasion of the body snatchers was my introduction to existential horror at the ripe age of seven years...

...what shouldn't i have seen?..about a year earlier, a family friend handed-down a big brown grocery bag stacked to the rim with pre-code EC horror comics: that was some teeth-gnashingly gruesome stuff...

The Howard Stern movie. Pretended to be asleep and watched through holes in blanked

Dad took me and my brother to see Predator in the theater. Would have been about 10 and my brother 8. While I applaud him wanting to share something he was excited about with his children I am sure there were better options.

Beast master

I was really into He-Man and honestly all things medieval so thought it'd be great for me, but that film kinda fucked me up for a while as a wee one.

I dunno what the movie was called, I was 7 and had fallen asleep in front of the TV. When I woke up there two 'grey' aliens of in hindsight terrible costumes crouching in some bushes.

I had never seen a depiction of a grey alien before that and my uncanny valley sensor peaked higher than ever at any other point in my life and I ran to my room without even shutting off the tv.

It's funny to look back and remember that as a moment of legit fear, knowing what I do now.

I think I was about ten and an older girl down the road showed me and my friends Pet Sematary. There was a scene where this creepy ass girl chokes in bed and that scared me for years. I slept with the light on and was too scared to roll over in case she was in my bed. It's probably so cringey now though if I was to re-watch it.

My family bought in to cable television very early on, and we had HBO as part of the service. My parents forbid me from watching it alone, but of course that just upped the intrigue and I would sneak viewings when they weren't around.

The first mistake was The Thing. I had no idea what the movie was about, and so the first part of the film seemed unremarkable; they're at an arctic base, there's the shootout, all relatively tame. Then the dog scene. Holy crap that one is burned into my memory forever. I was utterly terrified but glued to the screen. That gave me screaming nightmares for a bit but I could never admit what the issue was, since I wasn't supposed to have watched it!

The second a few years later was Aliens. Wasn't nearly as bad of an experience but the scene with the people glued to the walls in the tunnel was a bit much. I recovered from that one much quicker than The Thing.

Scary Movie 3. Among many reasons that's a film you shouldn't watch as a child, that was my introduction to the Ring, and I had a TV in my room.

The Gate I think I was 7-10 at the time? I don’t know how I stumbled on it flipping channels on the TV, but I did and it scared me.

Today? It’s so horribly bad it’s laughable.

Oh man, my oldest brother put this on when our parents were out and all I remember is being terrified of the eyeball in the guy's palm at some point. Probably my first experience with body horror.

The Shining

I must have seen it at a very early age, maybe 2 or 3, because I had recurring nightmares about the chase scene that I couldn't contextualize until I saw it again in my teens.

Alien & Aliens by the 4th grade, the Terminators, Robocop...I had action figures for all those movies.

I also learned a lot from USA Up All Night.

Also got into my dad's playboy stash in the 3rd grade.

Horror Express and Poltergeist, or how to gain a fear of of glowing red eyes in the dark, televisions, closets, windows near trees, and mirrors.

Omen, Excorcist, Nightmare on Elm St, Jason, Cujo, Friday the 13th - I was a very free range kid. The one that really sticks out is (IIRC) The Amityville Horror. There is a scene with these red glowing eyes down a dark hallway...the adult in me knows it was probably just some guy with two flashlights, but it still raises the hairs on my arms thinking about it

Watching Hellraiser 2 was pretty bad. I didn't understand what was going on, but forever remembered the scary woman with no skin!

Death Wish (1974). There is a rape/murder scene at the beginning that really affected me as a seven or eight year old. It made me afraid of NYC as well lol.

Homey the Clown Shakes the Clown. Dad took that shit out after three lines. Maybe. The movie started with a group of clowns/men discussing their pussy preferences.

There was a MOVIE?!?

Based on the In Living Color character?

I've come to learn from other responses that this was likely not a Homey movie, but I've always believed since childhood that it was. Someone said it might be called Vulgar (2000), but that seems too late in my life to correlate to the movie we saw. I'm currently digging to figure out what it was. I swear the men sitting around talking about pussy were clowns.

Edit: Looks like it was Shakes the Clown.

The Chicago Chronicles short I'm assuming?

Or perhaps you mean the movie Vulgar the clown?

Realized this having been Homey is a false memory, and found out it was Shakes the Clown.

After some digging I've learned I'm misremembering it being Homey, and it was instead the 1991 film Shakes the Clown.

Leprechaun and a slew of other horror movies, I can’t recall the names of. Still dislike 90% of the horror genre but was able to watch Alien (1979) just recently and it was surprisingly done well.

I caught Robocop 2 on late night cable at some point when I was definitely too young to see the scene when the criminal robot picks up his girlfriend by her head and snaps her neck.

According to my parents, saw Indiana Jones & The Temple of Doom when I was 4. Then I saw Jaws at age 6. But it was Ghostbusters that gave me nightmares for about 7 years afterwards.

My mom took me to watch Superman (with Christopher Reeves). I was 3. I had to sleep with the light on for 2 years because the moment I was in the dark, my brain would freak out giving me flashbacks of the movie very bright scenes.

Basically I had cinematic PTSD at 3yo.