Dracula, abridged.

Flying Squid@lemmy.worldmod to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world – 468 points –
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Still my favorite Dracula:

"But, Lucy, I'm British."

"So are these!"

I don't like that movie all that much, but pretty much every scene with Peter MacNicol is hilarious.

Dude's brilliant.

"I'll have you know that's my knee you're straddling."

“But I must!”
“Fine, well…at least take this whip. Oh, and learn the spell Hydro Storm, if you can.”