It will fit; I swear

oleorun@real.lemmy.fan to Memes@sopuli.xyz – 110 points –
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I am not hand washing a damn thing. It either goes in or sits in the sink dirty.

Since handwashing uses more water than dishwashers your laziness is actually beneficial

That's not laziness at all, they are simply saying that if there isn't room in the dishwasher it has to wait until the next load, which is perfectly reasonable.

If my ex-wife thought like you then maybe we'd still be together.

On second thought still no

"Not Dishwasher Safe" more like, it either survives my dishwasher or it was too weak to be among the ranks of my dishes lol