He had a stroke and peed himself rule

OttoVonNoob@lemmy.ca to 196@lemmy.blahaj.zone – 315 points –
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"I'm from the government and I'm here to help" is great when they call me back about my medical insurance that otherwise i couldn't afford at all. Fuck Reagan. Government tickle monster though, no.

That's only 8 words, you used "tickle" twice :⁠-⁠P

There’s 9 words, just not 9 unique ones.

They are unique words. The first tickle is part of a noun the second is a verb.

noun ≠ verbs, therefore tickle ≠ tickle.

The Gipper had Alzheimer's so he forgor that he already used that word.