Where's my safety pin.BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world – 321 points – 10 months ago59Post a CommentPreviewHotTopNewOld🤨 🟡I wish I had more upvotes to give.That wall is pregnantdon't you mean perganenantPregantéGregnantHow is babby formed?When two walls love each other very much...If the bump in the wall starts moaning, speaking, or forms a face, then GTFO FAST! :-P Unless your summoning the demon was intentional, in which case don't be rude - say hi back! :-DBro why run? The wall has a mouth now. I can work with this.Bonkbonk me again daddyShut up, slave! I'll bonk you when I'm ready, slut!That's more of a KinkJalopy at this pointUh... W-what do you intend to do with that large gaping hole there, inside of which is a portal to a demonic realm? Nvm, I don't think I need to know right now.:-D(sex)Given that happens fr, you're going to need to work on your mental health, tho...Walls spawn mouths that you can get a blowjob from for real?Only if you get them wet enoughSomeone impregnated the glory hole. Best case scenario it's full of pee.Is... Is regular water not an option?Do you know how much structural damage water can do??More or less than pee?The sky has a larger bladder1 more...1 more...1 more...1 more...1 more...You'll want a bucket and probably a mop. When I first moved back east I was reveling in a thunderstorm, left the window open to hear the rain and the thunder. Did that a few times actually. But yours is bigger. Imagine how big it could be today. More water than wall.Its like those ghost movies where things stretch out the walls; except way scarier because it comes with property damage.It's okay that's just a friendly Demogorgon living in your wallYou can tell it's a demogorgon by its willingness to display its abilities. Don't confuse it with its much more dangerous relative, the demigorgon.I just want to know… which brand of paintProbably 5-7 coats of latex over 70 years.Wall mart, obvWall wart, if anythingDoubt. It's actually holding together.That's one big spiders nest.Yeah, towel should do the job/sIt's the titty wall from Duke Nukem, give it a slapWall water in its purest formGood thing it's away from that electrical outlet ...uwu (sorry)*notices bulge*I see something that looks like a belly I uwuThis why you don't fuck with building codeMe after one day at grandma.Because the food right? Right?Yes, the food. I honestly don't know what else it could be and at this point I'm afraid to ask. Edit: oops, wrote grandpa instead of grandmsOk no seriously, WHAT IS THATThe wall is pregatPregananantpregantePraganatThe wall is gyatt2 more...Water leak behind the paint.2 more...Latex paint?witty.
That wall is pregnantdon't you mean perganenantPregantéGregnantHow is babby formed?When two walls love each other very much...
don't you mean perganenantPregantéGregnantHow is babby formed?When two walls love each other very much...
If the bump in the wall starts moaning, speaking, or forms a face, then GTFO FAST! :-P Unless your summoning the demon was intentional, in which case don't be rude - say hi back! :-DBro why run? The wall has a mouth now. I can work with this.Bonkbonk me again daddyShut up, slave! I'll bonk you when I'm ready, slut!That's more of a KinkJalopy at this pointUh... W-what do you intend to do with that large gaping hole there, inside of which is a portal to a demonic realm? Nvm, I don't think I need to know right now.:-D(sex)Given that happens fr, you're going to need to work on your mental health, tho...Walls spawn mouths that you can get a blowjob from for real?Only if you get them wet enough
Bro why run? The wall has a mouth now. I can work with this.Bonkbonk me again daddyShut up, slave! I'll bonk you when I'm ready, slut!That's more of a KinkJalopy at this pointUh... W-what do you intend to do with that large gaping hole there, inside of which is a portal to a demonic realm? Nvm, I don't think I need to know right now.:-D(sex)Given that happens fr, you're going to need to work on your mental health, tho...Walls spawn mouths that you can get a blowjob from for real?Only if you get them wet enough
Bonkbonk me again daddyShut up, slave! I'll bonk you when I'm ready, slut!That's more of a KinkJalopy at this point
bonk me again daddyShut up, slave! I'll bonk you when I'm ready, slut!That's more of a KinkJalopy at this point
Uh... W-what do you intend to do with that large gaping hole there, inside of which is a portal to a demonic realm? Nvm, I don't think I need to know right now.:-D(sex)
Given that happens fr, you're going to need to work on your mental health, tho...Walls spawn mouths that you can get a blowjob from for real?Only if you get them wet enough
Best case scenario it's full of pee.Is... Is regular water not an option?Do you know how much structural damage water can do??More or less than pee?The sky has a larger bladder1 more...1 more...1 more...1 more...1 more...
Is... Is regular water not an option?Do you know how much structural damage water can do??More or less than pee?The sky has a larger bladder1 more...1 more...1 more...1 more...
Do you know how much structural damage water can do??More or less than pee?The sky has a larger bladder1 more...1 more...1 more...
You'll want a bucket and probably a mop. When I first moved back east I was reveling in a thunderstorm, left the window open to hear the rain and the thunder. Did that a few times actually. But yours is bigger. Imagine how big it could be today. More water than wall.
Its like those ghost movies where things stretch out the walls; except way scarier because it comes with property damage.
It's okay that's just a friendly Demogorgon living in your wallYou can tell it's a demogorgon by its willingness to display its abilities. Don't confuse it with its much more dangerous relative, the demigorgon.
You can tell it's a demogorgon by its willingness to display its abilities. Don't confuse it with its much more dangerous relative, the demigorgon.
I just want to know… which brand of paintProbably 5-7 coats of latex over 70 years.Wall mart, obvWall wart, if anythingDoubt. It's actually holding together.
Me after one day at grandma.Because the food right? Right?Yes, the food. I honestly don't know what else it could be and at this point I'm afraid to ask. Edit: oops, wrote grandpa instead of grandms
Because the food right? Right?Yes, the food. I honestly don't know what else it could be and at this point I'm afraid to ask. Edit: oops, wrote grandpa instead of grandms
Yes, the food. I honestly don't know what else it could be and at this point I'm afraid to ask. Edit: oops, wrote grandpa instead of grandms
Ok no seriously, WHAT IS THATThe wall is pregatPregananantpregantePraganatThe wall is gyatt2 more...Water leak behind the paint.2 more...
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I wish I had more upvotes to give.
That wall is pregnant
don't you mean perganenant
Preganté
Gregnant
How is babby formed?
When two walls love each other very much...
If the bump in the wall starts moaning, speaking, or forms a face, then GTFO FAST! :-P
Unless your summoning the demon was intentional, in which case don't be rude - say hi back! :-D
Bro why run? The wall has a mouth now. I can work with this.
Bonk
bonk me again daddy
Shut up, slave! I'll bonk you when I'm ready, slut!
That's more of a KinkJalopy at this point
Uh... W-what do you intend to do with that large gaping hole there, inside of which is a portal to a demonic realm?
Nvm, I don't think I need to know right now.:-D
(sex)
Given that happens fr, you're going to need to work on your mental health, tho...
Walls spawn mouths that you can get a blowjob from for real?
Only if you get them wet enough
Someone impregnated the glory hole.
Best case scenario it's full of pee.
Is... Is regular water not an option?
Do you know how much structural damage water can do??
More or less than pee?
The sky has a larger bladder
You'll want a bucket and probably a mop.
When I first moved back east I was reveling in a thunderstorm, left the window open to hear the rain and the thunder. Did that a few times actually.
But yours is bigger.
Imagine how big it could be today. More water than wall.
Its like those ghost movies where things stretch out the walls; except way scarier because it comes with property damage.
It's okay that's just a friendly Demogorgon living in your wall
You can tell it's a demogorgon by its willingness to display its abilities. Don't confuse it with its much more dangerous relative, the demigorgon.
I just want to know… which brand of paint
Probably 5-7 coats of latex over 70 years.
Wall mart, obv
Wall wart, if anything
Doubt. It's actually holding together.
That's one big spiders nest.
Yeah, towel should do the job
/s
It's the titty wall from Duke Nukem, give it a slap
Wall water in its purest form
Good thing it's away from that electrical outlet ...
uwu
(sorry)
*notices bulge*
I see something that looks like a belly I uwu
This why you don't fuck with building code
Me after one day at grandma.
Because the food right?
Right?
Yes, the food. I honestly don't know what else it could be and at this point I'm afraid to ask.
Edit: oops, wrote grandpa instead of grandms
Ok no seriously, WHAT IS THAT
The wall is pregat
Pregananant
pregante
Praganat
The wall is gyatt
Water leak behind the paint.
Latex paint?
witty.