Wait... it's all backdoors ? Always has been bro...

devilish666@lemmy.world to Programmer Humor@programming.dev – 473 points –
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at least all those state actors will have to fight it out to control my system

and i have an excuse for poor application performance

It's not my fault it takes ages to compile. It's the government non mandated backdoors binaries causing it to take 3 hours instead of 2:59:59.5

What's the real mind-blower: if some guy's computer was slow, the entire world would get a backdoor.

Coding is kind of like being a wizard. Like, yโ€™all put a bunch of nonsense in just precisely the right order and then some electrictrified minerals bounce around and then a sandwich shows up at my door.

If the process was almost any amount sexier we would absolutely not let half the people running tech startups near it for -gestures broadly- obvious reasons.