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Jealous that my nails aren't that strong

Shel Silverstein, right?

I've met people who were certain that bugs weren't animals

Forbidden pesto

"after some reflection" ...subtle

Well fuck me that's actually a good look for him

But you have heard of her...

I needa take a brake from the internet, you fucking idiots

For most things, imo, there's a middle ground. I don't think that getting the super-high end version of anything is worth it unless you truly use it enough to justify it, like for work or a serious hobby. But the cheapest option is usually junk that will do a poor job and won't last; if anything you'd save money by spending a little more for something decent, even if it's not world-class.

He probably doesn't remain that large, he is a toddler

Grownups wash themselves, that's the whole reason this is newsworthy

In general, I feel like the music streaming market is in much better shape than TV streaming. Price increases have been modest, there's no fighting for exclusive streaming rights (that I'm aware of). I pirate all of my movies and shows, but Spotify's alright, for me it's worth paying. And even if it turned to shit tomorrow, Tidal and Apple music are pretty good too.

She turned herself into a motorboat

Ironically that's one of the only phones that you have the choice of not running stock

If they're fit, not too tired. Humans are some of the best distance runners in the animal kingdom, and we can walk virtually forever. And we can regulate our own body temperature by sweating. And we can carry some extra food and water with us. And we are capable of being excellent trackers as well. The joke in the op is about how humans used to hunt - by chasing an animal until it collapses of exhaustion. Some tribes still do this today

Well it didn't

I was joking about the mirror in the photo

The perceived quality of human intelligence is held up by so many assumptions, like "having free will" and "understanding truth". Do we really? Can anyone prove that? (Edit, this works the other way too. Assuming that we do understand truth and have free will - if those terms can even be defined in a testable way - can you prove that the llm doesn't?)

At this point I'm convinced that the difference between a llm and human-level intelligence is dimensions of awareness, scale, and further development of the model's architecture. Fundamentally though, I think we have all the pieces

Edit: I just want to emphasize, I think. I hypothesize. I don't pretend to know

For what it's worth, Barbie was way weirder than I thought it was going to be. Worth a watch imo

YMCA

My dumb ass was staring at the picture for like 30 seconds asking myself "what mirror?"

Pigs in a blanket for the uncircumcised

git checkout boobies

That's just astronauts for ya

I like it, they need to do ads with the monster truck rally voice.

"KAMALA CHAOS! RRRRRRALLY ON MONDAY!

MONDAY!

MONDAY!

WE'LL GIVE YOU THE WHOLE SEAT BUT YOU'LL ONLY

NEED

THE

EEEEEEEEDGGE"

I dunno, even in a culinary sense, tomatoes are way too acidic to lump in with vegetables imo. The textures are totally different from veggies too

The trick is to alternate between the weenie and the balls

128bit bussy? Say less

Afaik every American high school has a track program, and yeah every event is measured in meters

I want this on a tshirt

It's just a little power pack. Plenty enough to start a house fire, but I don't think just being nearby for a few minutes is enough to drop you dead, or electric car crashes would be a death sentence

Defibrillator?

Luckily I've only had to use "find my device" whenever my phone decides to catch-up with the TV remotes under the couch cushions

And then he destroys the stones, so it's not he planned for the snap to be the first of an every-few-decades population culling. This dork actually thought he had a permanent fix and threw away his tools in confidence that it was.

Hey, have you ever seen Jesus and Tarzan in the same room?

Skill issue

Don't lose hope, someday we might find the imprint of a t-rex that embarrassingly face-planted into the mud with his dick out

He looks like the cockroach guy in MiB

They didn't say they're decided, they're just talking statistics

And pubg isn't exactly the latest thing anymore either. It came out in 2017.