Meanwhile, Trump’s a free man, goose stepping around in his fucking lift shoes, with 91 Federal charges against him. This country is so backwards.

The fact that he’s still campaigning with ninety fucking Federal charges against him is absolutely absurd.

Here’s mine, come and get me

127.0.0.1

Any only 200k for bond? They wanted to hang Snowden from the gallows for far less.

“Several millions of Americans worried he won’t”

Excellent public transportation

Until Trump is behind prison bars with a minimum of 20 years without the possibility of parole, I do not have faith in any state or federal justice system that is or will be trying him.

So, are spez and his goons gonna come after you now?

Dying for big tobacco: omg what a tragedy

Dying for big oil: omg he’s a hero

Pick your corporate servitude carefully kids

Trump and Giuliani are the high watermark tests. If they don’t spend the rest of their lives in prison cells for committing treason at the highest levels, that’s a clear cut signal that certain people can get away with anything, and that American justice has failed.

Just gonna say it, he’s basically a Nazi. Is that accurate?

“When you do things right, people won’t be sure you’ve done anything at all”

Grandpa was the 1978 regional Fingerblast champion in Fort Wayne Indiana

Thou shalt not push to prod on Fridays

Thoughts and prayers

Lol jk fuck that guy

Last time on DBZ:

AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Next time on DBZ:

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Jeff bezos probably tastes like drywall and hooker spit.

Pretty fucking rude of you to insult dog shit like that

Nope, they’re gonna do a “Weekend at Bernie’s” thing for at least a few weeks.

If McCarthy was an underage girl Gaetz would’ve done it already

Just download more storage

Conservatively:

Amazon makes approximately 800k per minute, so in about 45 minutes they’ve recouped their money. Make it one hour just to cover all other costs, lawyers, etc involved in this.

I prefer YAML please

Does he get nervous when he’s on his way to Cancun?

Didn’t those stupid science people mention it once or twice

So what you’re saying is, he’s a stable genius who’s more than qualified, and extremely fit to be the president of the United States?

She’s usually really good on poles, what’s the problem?

You’ve generated a synthetic reality for your cat. His life is a lie.

Hello Wisconsin Incarceration!

Kinda looks like poverty

“Imbalanced chemicals n shit, idiot. Go do drugs”

-Brain

US: We could easily destroy Russia in traditional warfare, we have the best weapons, we will never stop fighting them

Russia: Here’s a suitcase full of money

US: Oh, I love those! Never mind, do whatever you want

Listen here fuckstick, you’re a junkie and your deck sucking is tearing this family apart

Eat the pizza and then form the union. No sense in fighting tyranny on an empty stomach.

Carbonara

If you believe that, I have a Volkswagen clean diesel I’ll sell you

Will somebody please reboot Mitch again?

All that Russian malware in him is really fucking things up.

Shitty photoshop, but I echo the sentiment.

Taylor Swift did it, I saw her!

Did he get directions from that fuckin traitor Trump in the hallway?