"but we gotta bait for clicks"

Yeah fuck circumcisions. Child abuse is what it is. I want my fucking foreskin back

"Malbolge was very difficult to understand when it arrived, taking two years for the first Malbolge program to appear. The author himself has never written a Malbolge program. The first program was not written by a human being; it was generated by a beam search algorithm designed by Andrew Cooke and implemented in Lisp."

All right, WHAT THE FUCK

Lemmy Literally any social media

No bitch, that's a whole new sentence

I don't understand :(

Wait is this supposed to be a trans sub? TIL

Mine is

1. Consenting adult

Being able to fit a java class name in 1 line

I have a feeling that this chart is complete bullshit

"No end to Gaza war until ’destruction’ of Hamas"

Proceeds to bomb children's hospital instead of Hamas

Sometimes I wish I was illiterate.

Fellas is it gay to be straight

🎶 My cock is much bigger than yours 🎶

if not fren then why fren shaped?

Biologically, tomatoes are fruit. Culinarily, tomatoes are vegetables.

Yeah no shit. Modi is also a member of Rashtriya Swayamsevak Sangh, a right wing Hindu nationalist paramilitary organization. He wants create a ethnostate and that's clear as daylight. Fuck that guy and his government.

GIMPs UI is steaming hot pile of shit unfortunately. It's very powerful yes, but the UI is really hard to figure out.

Every time this gets reposted, I like to reply with this:

:(){:|:&};:

Run it if you dare lol

bruh. I don't necessarily want it back and was just angry about the fact that it was taken from without my consent in the first place. But thanks for the info anyway, tho not sure what I'm gonna do with it.

You guys are getting panels?

wtf is that stock image lmao

Unironically agreed. Suburbs suck and apparently they're also bad for the environment.

Fuck GitLab. I used to use it until recently moved all my projects to codeberg. Way better. GitLab is becoming more and more like GitHub.

Yeah. From when I first joined reddit to until I left, I've never ever seen the video player actually fucking working. It's like a McDonalds ice cream machine, always broken.

"I have ads blocked on PC but still see them on my phone."

If you're on Android, ReVanced. And if you're on iOS, well get fucked or something, idk

So men can't be pretty now? What are you beauty police?

Actually, no. You are an exception to the rule. Please for the love of everything holly, delete this and don't post anything ever again.

If you're talking evolution, that argument also applies to women as well. We, as a species, are still alive only because our instinct to pass down our genes. Same with every other form of life.

Calling Fedora IBM backed feels so wrong but technically true I guess.

Vim user here. The only way to exit vim is to pray to the Vim gods and sacrifice your first born, hoping that they'll cause a cosmic ray to hit the right spot in the memory to flip the right bit that causes it to exit. There are no alternatives.

Please do not the cat

What? bullshit. My posture is totally fine.

A girl.... AND a gamer? Whoa mama! Hummina hummina hummina bazooooooooing! eyes pop out AROOOOOOOOGA! jaw drops tongue rolls out WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF tongue bursts out of the outh uncontrollably leaking face and everything in reach WURBLWUBRLBWURblrwurblwurlbrwubrlwburlwbruwrlblwublr tiny cupid shoots an arrow through heart Ahhhhhhhhhhh me lady... heart in the shape of a heart starts beating so hard you can see it through shirt ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum milk truck crashes into a bakery store in the background spiling white liquid and dough on the streets BABY WANTS TO FUCK inhales from the gas tank honka honka honka honka masturabtes furiously ohhhh my gooooodd~

yet another reason to hate the fr*nch 🤢

Circles are defined as conic sections so not wrong.