funkless_eck

@funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works
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Joined 1 years ago

The point isn't that musk is the only one doing anything, the point is musk is one of the people trying to sneakily profit off the disaster.

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your questions are a clue about why other companies are not offering subscription discounts in response to a hurricane.

how many hello fresh boxes would be good for a hurricane? how many months subscription to chess.com? how many free sessions at a planet fitness of your choosing?

They already do, though, that's what insurance is. They're just paying for the premium luxury version of liver treatment.

and still looks like a fucking dogs dinner

fucking hilarious thumbnail.

Mostly social media, I am friends / mutual follows with a bunch of C-list/D-list actors and comedians.

comments here very interesting to me, I don't listen to hardly any podcasts - maybe a dozen episodes in the last 5 years - and I knew about this podcast.

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Where would the comma go?

I wonder if there's any side benefits that if Nintendo destroy a mentally ill man's life, they experience a PR backlash.

Paisley paisley makes the girls go craizley

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I guessed from the start style it was jimll paint it.

8==>~

librewolf

which tbh sounds a bit libertarian

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which of course is just a fork of ireadaynrandat12yearsoldfox

Eric Andre show. His bit is to be the worst talk show host imaginable.

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yeah, the guy who dated a 17 year old in his 30s.

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Actor here. Doing intimacy scenes is surprisingly difficult, arguably more so than combat, because usually people train and get certified in sword and dagger, rapier, firearms etc to get cast

When working a job, putting your mouth on another person's mouth is a very unusual act, and you want your actors - regardless of gender - to feel safe, comfortable, professional and not exploited - not to mention you might spend 2x 14 hours days on this sequence from multiple angles getting it the same every time

am I reading this right? Republicans are saying that Obama thinks Kamala Harris is too Marxist to beat Trump?

what, and I cannot stress this enough:

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Reminds me of this:

My suggestion was quite simple: Put that needed code number [to launch a nuclear weapon] in a little capsule, and then implant that capsule right next to the heart of a volunteer. The volunteer would carry with him a big, heavy butcher knife as he accompanied the President. If ever the President wanted to fire nuclear weapons, the only way he could do so would be for him first, with his own hands, to kill one human being. The President says, "George, I'm sorry but tens of millions must die." He has to look at someone and realize what death is—what an innocent death is. Blood on the White House carpet. It's reality brought home.

When I suggested this to friends in the Pentagon they said, "My God, that's terrible. Having to kill someone would distort the President's judgment. He might never push the button."

— Roger Fisher, Bulletin of the Atomic Scientists, March 1981

Promotions haven't been worth it for 30 years. Most people stick around cuz it's a PITA getting a new job

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nah just remove all pronouns

Smith,

Name Emma Jones and sophomore Thursday General Physics Class. Writing because in class yesterday mentioned having open positions research lab. found summary of project very interesting, would like learn and talk joining lab. Time in weeks could meet?

Thank time and look forward hearing soon

Best regards,

Emma

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12 years in prison is more than you get for killing a child while drunk driving

The man embarrassed the US by leaking their DMs.

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no, like SQL

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you asked for it

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"eh I'll take a look"

first thing I see is a woman on her back with her legs behind her head, smooth skin where her genitals should be and nipples in the middle of her buttocks.

"alright then"

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friends, I went to see this motherfucker perform this album live on tour.

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  • doubled VAT to reduce inflation but in doing so destroyed domestic manufacturing and set the stage for mass home repossessions and rises in costs of social housing creating both the economic issues Britain has over diminishing exports and a housing crisis
  • created a tax to vote, that disproportionately targeted poorer people, creating the worst riots in history
  • introduced privatization to the health care system which is still being felt today
  • section 28: it was illegal to mention homosexuality
  • reclassified IRA prisoners of war as criminals so they no longer were treated as captives in war but as offenders of the law, as a result 10 of them voluntarily starved themselves to death, causing their leader to get elected to parliament from his prison cell, and invoked an intervention by the Pope and the EU human rights commission, and further exacerbated the troubles
  • destruction of many traditional ways of life in areas of the country for laborers and trade unionists
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  • Degree in PolSci and Econ

  • Head of econ soc, debate team, AKA sorority

  • Doctorate of Jurisprudence

  • president of NLBSA

  • Passed the bar

  • Immediately made Deputy DA

  • chief of Career Criminal Division

  • elected to SF DA as the underdog of 3 candidates, ran unopposed for second term

  • First woman, African American and South Asian American Attorney General

  • Won a legal challenge against a coalition of the five largest mortgage lenders for better rates

  • Brokered privacy policy with FAANG+HP+Blackberry

  • Elected to Senate, committees on Budget, Homeland Security, Fed Spending, Emergency Management, Intelligence, Judiciary, Constitutional Rights, Privacy in Tech

  • Chosen as VP pick

  • Co authored withdrawal from Afghanistan

  • Negotiations with France over nuclear submarines

  • Thurgood Marshall Award

  • Newsweeks 20 most powerful women in 2005

  • Time100 three times, twice before becoming VP

  • bipartisan justice award

  • Two honorary doctorates

  • two books + a children's book

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  • not as smart as Trump

Hmm, yeah, sure.

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the meme is him saying "I am once again asking" (for donations)

Hubspot AI chat bot told me to go three levels deep into a menu that doesn't exist, to click a button that doesn't exist to enable a service that doesn't exist to solve a problem I had.

My company pays a 5-figure yearly sum for this service 👍

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my wife is a university senior lecturer — it's likely they already have a system that can do this, that they have access to, works, and is non-technical; all they need to do is ask where it is.

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catholic priests, sex tourism, war

(abortion?), gun crime/gangs, obesity

...hurts kids

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Anesthesiologists won't do it. That's why they had so much trouble executing the guy in the first place: its not a doctor doing it, just a prison guard.

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*t've mcworked.

I prefer "Twitter (temporarily known as X)"

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do you have any idea how little that narrows it down?

thank you. the encore was Wild Thing which you can replicate at home by varnishing a plank of wood and drawing a face on it, then grunting.

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This is like that tweet where an Asian woman tells her mother that her using Cantonese instead of Laotian isn't going to stop the racists.

"my face was altered by a man using GIMP!"

im sorry hwhat

and the people who know exactly how to waste time in an office.

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