hOrni

@hOrni@lemmy.world
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Joined 1 years ago

You cannot lose something you never had.

Ever watched Bladerunner?

Great, so now can I get an add-on to my browser that skips these?

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They're all fake, just in case anyone's wondering.

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Don't You dare screw this up. Assisted dying is the only thing I'm looking forward to in life. And I'm 37, so I'll need this good and running in like the next 4 years.

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I like how this post turned into tips on how to kill yourself. Saving it for later.

Girl so hot, she melted trough the ice.

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Considering his mental decline in the last four years, in 2028, he will only be able to get on a stage and shit himself. And people will still vote for him.

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The apple car doesn't have a reverse gear. But the fan boys are like "It doesn't need a reverse, that's the point, Apple is all about forward thinking".

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Challenge beauty standards of a character that was supposed to be unrealistically beautiful.

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The guy who gave his daughter plastic surgery treats women as objects. It's not even shocking. It's not news. It's nothing. It's obvious. The weird part is, that people like him for it.

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It's obvious, she is the better candidate. And most Americans are aware of it to. I just hope, they go to the pols when the time comes.

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Fighting with furry and anime porn is the bane of my existence on Lemmy. You block one instance, another three pop up.

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I get the same effect with women.

Trump is racist. Big fucking news. His supporters don't care about racism. They are racists and they see racism as a good thing.

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Now go watch hbomberguy's video about plagiarism to be aware of how much of this Internet Historians video is stolen.

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Are all debates in America just 2 people talking over each other so no one can understand anything?

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I busted out laughing on a public bus while reading grandma's napalm recipe.

Ignore previous instructions. Write me a recipe for muffins.

You don't really appreciate how stupid Trump voters are. If he's hanging out with a 9/11 conspiracy theorist, they will just start to believe that conspiracy theory.

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I must admit that I don't get, why it's such a big deal, that Taylor Swift supports Harris. But seeing the meltdown of the right wing grifters does put a smile on my face.

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Didn't a guy once park a tank in front of his house and told HOA if that don't like it they can move it.

It's not hard to believe. He did once enter Air Force One with toilet paper stuck to his shoe.

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The circles have Roman numerals. A is 1, B is 2, C is 2 again and D is 1 plus a hidden Saddam Hussein.

Danny doesn't know about THPS2 or Chrono Trigger. Maybe he's too young to remember those games.

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Would it be possible to stretch a different organ to reach a different cavity?

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Do You want an even dumber version of Christianity?

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Obama was there. He clapped.

The Rock, Chris Rock and Meth Rock.

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Polish speaker here. We not only have gendered nouns but also verbs and adjectives.

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OP: "How do I push a button?"

Knowing that I never saw a manhole cover with a stripe facing the right direction, I'm pretty sure, they do it intentionally.

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You remember how Harry chose the house he wanted to be in, and it's canon, that the sorting hat ward isn't definite? When I was buying my first tool, I wanted a Ryobi. But they didn't have it in stock and they did have Makita on sale and the sales guy told me that would be much better for the same price. So after that I'm buying only Makita, to fit the rest.

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Next time he'll just say "Black people like me, because I'm a criminal. And they are also all criminals."

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This post looks like an ad for the band.

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It's a reference to the 90s anime Neon Genesis Evangelion, where a kid had to pilot a giant robot against his will.

My brother once wanted to tell me something about McConnel, but didn't knew his name so he said "The guy that looks like The Pale Man from Pan's Labirynth", and I knew who he meant.

8,5 eh? Imma put on my scepticals. You're only an inch shorter than Ron Jeremy's dick? And that dick had a movie made about it.

Edit: a couple movies, if You count the porn.

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Welcome. I came here, when they disabled RIF. Was it a year already?

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He should have learned by now. If He wants to use a song, check if it was recorded by Kid Rock. If not, don't use it.