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I can only say in Russian: “мой мухоморчик» or “moy moohamorchik.”

It's really funny because in Ukrainian and Russian, saying "my little fly agaric" is cute and loving, which is exactly what her owner said on insta since the dog is wearing a sweater with a fly agaric on it. But I don't think that translates well to English...

That's a nice community, maybe we can spotlight it through out Community Spotlight feature. I'll suggest it!

In reality, I do a lot of learning for work (I'm a psychotherapist, there is always new stuff coming out and new certifications and trainings to take. We have to take a certain number of credits annually, and I always exceed that number). Add in keeping up with US and world politics and news... I'm spent. I need the maymays to zone out. Give me all the raccoons and opossums you've got!

That's when you turn to memes.

Legit one of my favorite videos of all time. Which just further proves this shitpost is accurate.

You fool, I will now steal your memes and post them on Lemmy before you can.

My only goal in life at this point is to reach expert shitposting status.

To my knowledge, you cannot get stimulants delivered, and I have to call in every month for them to get filled. I’m not sure if the latter could be taken care of by the pharmacy. I have Costco pharmacy, and I really like them.

Edit: Please see the comment below, apparently you can get stimulants through mail if you use a mail-in pharmacy. So please check with your doctor/pharmacy regarding this.

I used this study for my conversion; it lists 13.12 cm as the average erect length.

You shut your mouth, my mother is a saint! She can service at least 300 dicks a night!

My in-laws voted for him twice. They are pro-life, and that's all that matters to them. Otherwise they support progressive policies like single-payer healthcare. But when it comes to abortion, they will vote for a literal anti-Christ to make it illegal. Funny that they are Catholic.

Imperial dicks, that checks out.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VQ1xHmQgXDM

Oh thank you, I appreciate it. I'm able to get my doctor visits be virtual, and he is allowed to prescribe 3 months at a time, so I have to see him every 3 months. I remember when I had to go in. It would be nice to get the meds delivered, I'm just worried about the shortage, but I hear it's getting better.

I'm in Colorado.

Done.

People are weird sometimes, I see some innocent stuff downvoted somewhat often.

Sure, I'd be happy to!

Oh yeah, I imagine it would be monthly. I don't mind going to my pharmacy because i shop at Costco anyway, and they provide great service. But it would be nice to just "set it and forget it" with a mail0in prescription.

That's a very good point. I feel less worse now.

“X is enabling an information independence that is uncomfortable for some people,” Ms. Yaccarino wrote. “X is standing at a unique and amazing intersection of Free Speech and Main Street — and the X community is powerful and here to welcome you.”

Wow, the mental gymnastics. Someone call the Olympic committee.

What indicators are there the economy is cooling? Genuinely asking because I thought we just got a great report about economic growth at 5.2%, which is the fastest quarterly rate in 2 years. I know the interest rates are high, but people are still spending.

There are plenty of organizations out there working to make sure this doesn't happen. You could sing up for one of them instead of spreading doom and gloom on the internet. The change starts with you.

Got it, yeah, Kaiser is a different beast, but I'll see if I can do anything on my end. My insurance's preferred pharmacy is CVS, and I stopped using them cause they never had any Adderall during the shortage.

TIL, I'll look into this. It would be nice to get it shipped. What pharmacy do you use, if you don't mind me asking?

Edit: Please note that apparently you can get stimulants delivered through mail.

I mean, that's literally against the law. I wouldn't want anyone risking their liberty for my convenience.

Edit: It's legal for a pharmacy to ship them to you. The entity has to be registered with the DEA.

They kind of are, no college education and they don't take the time to self-educate. Their support for single payer healthcare is something that both me and my husband have been working on with them for a while. I don't think they are completely lost - they never showed the kind of hate I've seen from other Trump supporters. So I'll keep trying.

This is exactly their reasoning. To a tee.

Bonus panel

If you don't know: https://comick.app/comic/the-enigma-of-amigara-fault

Knitting. Super cheap to start, you can pick up a set of needles and some acrylic yarn for under $20. But when you start getting into nice yarns and bigger pieces, you are spending hundreds of dollars on yarn alone for a blanket or a sweater. And you want nice needles in all sizes as well as all types (double pointed, regular and circular)… more hundreds of dollars.

Moral of the story is if a friend knits you something with nice yarn, please appreciate it. Lots of effort and thought went into it.

In my neighborhood there is a old guy who takes his little granddaughter for walks while open carrying a gun. We live in a very safe suburban area. Some people are fucking nuts and are totally looking for a fight.

This guy sci-fies.

How did you get such an up-close pic of Jennifer Lopez?

This man wives.

They don't call him Drath'nor the Anus Destroyer for nothing.

Podcasts will have ads no matter where you listen to them. That's not Spotify inserting them, it's the podcasts. I pay for a family subscription to Spotify, and I never get ads in between songs, not after updates or anything.

Can this be lemmy copypasta?