There used to be copy editors. Copy editors cost money. Now, there are no copy editors.
There used to be copy editors. Copy editors cost money. Now, there are no copy editors.
Don't forget his shin splints bone spurs!
The VCR isn't flashing 12:00 am? What sort of witchcraft is this?
Nintendo has entered the chat
What, you've never seen squirrels bury their nuts before?
"Jesus, Sarah, when are you gonna finally box train that thing?"
I remember reading a Rolling Stone article about 15 years ago where Kris Kristofferson absolutely tore into Toby. Sure enough, everything he said he was back then only became more and more true and apparent.
Missing: Jumbo
I get what you're saying, but, for me, it would never even cross my mind that lemonade would ever have caffeine in it to start, let alone an insane amount like Panera has.
Then you finally give up and say, "Okay, computer."
Usually, the most effective way is to say, "Wanna hear a knock knock joke?"
"Sure!"
"Okay, you start."
Has about a 90% success rate.
I imagine there's a level of over-cautiousness, as one misstep (or even a perceived one) and one friendly appellant judge can overturn the whole thing.
With that said, I think that a companion pet can often help one make those changes. Since it sounds like money and allergies are a bit of an issue, I would suggest looking at rats. They are incredibly loyal and affectionate, clean, intelligent. They only live about 2-3 years, which sucks, but if you find that pet ownership isn't for you (and it's okay if it isn't), you aren't beholden to an animal that will live 4-5 times as long.
To be fair, it kinda was, but that's what I loved about it. It was accessible and fun without being so massive and daunting that it felt like a chore to make it to the end.
Jesus, I didn't even think of that being a reality now...
R.I.P. Wade Boggs.
(Had to double-check his wiki to make sure this reference is still safe to make.)
And as soon as you change the channel, the dog will say, "Hey, I was watching that."
If a loud concert or horror movie popped up next door and rattled the houses of an entire neighborhood from 10pm to 2am, I'm pretty sure law enforcement would do something about it.
Layoffs.
Just a quick clarification: The names weren't leaked, as Georgia law requires the listing of juror names, ostensibly for reasons of transparency, which I think is pretty dangerous in practice, as we see now.
I disagree, he should kill them...
With kindness!
30 Rock, applicable as always. That reminds me, it's getting on time for my 50th rewatch haha.
I'm 37 and was generally raised with the melting pot mentality, but I grew up in Washington state. Out of curiosity, not judgment, did you grow up in a Red state?
HitClips is back, in Pog TikTok form!
Naw, musta been Warm Bodies.
What, haven't you all spent three months to grow one head of lettuce? Just skip breakfast for breakfast and eat cereal for dinner!
Man, that Reboot cancellation hurt. Such a solid show with some great comedic performances. Even with it canned, I still recommend people check it out, especially if you love comedies about comedies.
I used to like Steven Wright.
I still do, but I used to, too.
The airlines should offer a compromise, like putting all minorities at the back of the plane. /s
So friggin good, like if a kit kat and a Reese's had a giant baby.
Seriously, where is Trojan and Durex in this shit? It isn't just going to be pharma birth control mixed up in this once the conception dominoes start falling.
Which often led to visible confusion, as people could hear John Cena, but not see him.
Brooklyn 99 reference?
I'd love to see Franken back on SNL, but then conservatives would likely spin it to link Al's resignation and "controversy" with Walz. Probably not worth it
When we worry about AI taking over art, there ain't no AI that can pull that masterpiece off.
To paraphrase Devon Banks: I'm gonna shut it down. Think how much people will need lightbulbs then!
(Also; I sold the E to Samsung. They're Samesung now.)
I give this comment 5 Meow Meow Beanz.
Just be aware with this technique that going to the ER to patch up your sliced open finger is probably more distracting than the sound of the can opening.
It means Rick Deckard won't be coming for you any time soon.