Still my favorite Dracula:

"But, Lucy, I'm British."

"So are these!"

Dude's brilliant.

"I'll have you know that's my knee you're straddling."

Really ties the room together.

Can't help but also notice the glow on the booty in the background.

I think we can safely add Alan Tudyk's rendition to the ranks.

Mr. Clooney's reaction upon hearing the news:

Remember, when money = speech, we all lose.

The best use for them:

While I love the background, the cluttered mass of icons makes my eye twitch. A modicum of organization, please.

All you had to do was follow the damn train, CJ!

Hated that mission, but not as much as the RC planes side mission with David Cross.

That's about the most coherent thing he's ever said. Not just in message, but cogently and understandably spoken. Probably about to have a stroke from that.

All I see is a humble, happy hobbyist.

Why bother feigning humanity when your goal is to end it?

"Space is big. Really big. You just won't believe how vastly, hugely, mindbogglingly big it is. I mean, you may think it's a long way down the road to the chemist, but that's just peanuts to space." - Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

I don't know what you're talking about.

Calling him out for the Rescue Rangers movie was an odd stroke of genius.

Pour out some stew for our brother.

How about that. Thanks for the new compulsion.

Frank, they're not here for you.