What is the one most astonishingly dumb things that, as a child, you believed was absolute truth?

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I dont remember the age, but it was before Kindergarten, thought men came into the house at night to load the next days shows into the TV.

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Cows that are completely brown give chocolate milk.
My mother said it as a joke, but at the time it made complete sense to me. By logical extension, there must’ve been a farm with pink cows for the strawberry milk.