The brief career of lemmy shit posting mod space weed kid

Striker@lemmy.worldmod to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world – 224 points –
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Sir. SIR. If you are shitposting, the posts should be shit. They should be bad. Most of them should not even make sense.

I understand that there is a miserable hipster art to the thing but that must be the hipster's problem, this is very much a case of 90% sewage, 9% silver, 1% gold, and if you aren't ready for the sewage, then out of the business you go.

This is the problem. Somebody managed that dril thing where it appears that they defecated on themselves in the night and yet it was big funny, and now you expect too much, everything cannot be dada, not even dada.

If you are lucky, somebody comes in here on meth, and posts a picture of an elephant dick which is labeled "margaret thatcher" and it makes no fucking sense but yet it is funnier than all. This is what shitposting is about.

But in order to get there you must allow atrocity, probably a bunch of 9gag trash if we're honest, but the rules gotta be a big no, on rules. You need a tall slushpile if you ever expect good shitposts. The id must leak. Some kid from rural India has to have room to cook, posting shit memes about something none of us even understand. You delete things if they break laws, or worship actual Nazis, otherwise you leave them to stink. Quality control is NO. They are shitposts, not impeccableposts. Quality control is allowing the crap to slide under the waves as we all ignore it.

Hold the fuckin line, sir, the lemmyworld meme channel is obscenity, it's down to you and 196.

let him post feet