How do you tell your significant other you want to have sex?

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"Hungry? Would you like some sausage? I have cheese sausage for you" (Never works but it's funny)

"Got two minutes" (works more often than you'd think but it's normally expected to only be 2-5 minutes)

"What are you up to tonight? Do you want to come over to my side of the bed?" *wink (after having a king size bed I will NEVER go back)