You can have any B-tier superpower you like. What do you choose?

case_when@feddit.uk to Asklemmy@lemmy.ml – 263 points –

I'd be Cables Don't Tangle Man.

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Incredible massage dude. I want to be able to give incredible massages that relax muscles. Maybe the ability to relieve stress by touch. Bonus points if it works on myself, my shoulders suck.

Trade-off: anyone you want to be intimate with falls asleep from your relaxing touch.

So much for sexy time.

Time to spice things up the bedroom- they can wear gloves or explore getting tied