You can have any B-tier superpower you like. What do you choose?

case_when@feddit.uk to Asklemmy@lemmy.ml – 263 points –

I'd be Cables Don't Tangle Man.

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That button in the lift that closes the doors? I can press it with the power of my mind.

Ooh! Does this include, when you want to join a road but can't get out because nobody gives you way, the ability to telekinetically push the button on a nearby pedestrian crossing?

I don't drive so this looks like mumbo jumbo to me. However I'm pretty solid on a yes here.