pitrulelockedKSP Atlas@sopuli.xyz to 196@lemmy.blahaj.zone – 416 points – 9 months ago23Post a CommentPreviewYou are viewing a single commentView all commentsNooo the heckin velvet hippo doggerino just wants to be a nanny dog 🥺 my pibbles couldn't hurt a fly 😠It's wild they call them velvet hippos when hippos are extremely dangerous and kill hundreds of people each year.Hippos are the most dangerous land mammals beside rabid dogs.I thought it was deer?I'd rather get bitten by a deer than a hippo.Deer don't bite much. They like to jump into traffic and kill motorists. Fuck cars: Read “pibbles” as “nipples”Probably that too
Nooo the heckin velvet hippo doggerino just wants to be a nanny dog 🥺 my pibbles couldn't hurt a fly 😠It's wild they call them velvet hippos when hippos are extremely dangerous and kill hundreds of people each year.Hippos are the most dangerous land mammals beside rabid dogs.I thought it was deer?I'd rather get bitten by a deer than a hippo.Deer don't bite much. They like to jump into traffic and kill motorists. Fuck cars: Read “pibbles” as “nipples”Probably that too
It's wild they call them velvet hippos when hippos are extremely dangerous and kill hundreds of people each year.Hippos are the most dangerous land mammals beside rabid dogs.I thought it was deer?I'd rather get bitten by a deer than a hippo.Deer don't bite much. They like to jump into traffic and kill motorists. Fuck cars:
Hippos are the most dangerous land mammals beside rabid dogs.I thought it was deer?I'd rather get bitten by a deer than a hippo.Deer don't bite much. They like to jump into traffic and kill motorists. Fuck cars:
I thought it was deer?I'd rather get bitten by a deer than a hippo.Deer don't bite much. They like to jump into traffic and kill motorists. Fuck cars:
I'd rather get bitten by a deer than a hippo.Deer don't bite much. They like to jump into traffic and kill motorists. Fuck cars:
Nooo the heckin velvet hippo doggerino just wants to be a nanny dog 🥺 my pibbles couldn't hurt a fly 😠
It's wild they call them velvet hippos when hippos are extremely dangerous and kill hundreds of people each year.
Hippos are the most dangerous land mammals beside rabid dogs.
I thought it was deer?
I'd rather get bitten by a deer than a hippo.
Deer don't bite much. They like to jump into traffic and kill motorists.
Fuck cars:
Read “pibbles” as “nipples”
Probably that too