What is a man? A miserable little pile of semen.

Are you okay?

I just want to play infinity blade on my modern iPhone

Or just an elderly sugar daddy

What am I missing

…I’m on a 15 Pro

Ken M vibes

I knew that Chinese baby-eating robot was a mistake

Is this real dialogue

The British-Canadian Hipster found of Vice became the leader of an anti-immigrant white nationalist group in the United States? Weird character arc. Anyone have any insight?

Just like Lucifer.

Wait do you actually have to make a contribution to receive communion? If so that’s ridiculous

What is it that this person believes she has done that deserves such a horrible death? It’s hard for me to wrap my mind around why someone thinks like this

Anyone have a good guide on how to jailbreak my "smart" TV to install Linux in order to run adblock on my TV

Well I’m profoundly depressed now but thank you

Very much nottheonion material. Something like

”Disney Legal Team Argues that Agreeing to the Terms & Conditions of Their Streaming Platform Releases The Company of Any and All Potential Liability in Shellfish Poisonings”

Looks like my therapist will finally be giving me permission to kill myself

I remember this cat. Text is unrelated, he’s high on catnip.

Alternate headline: “Why Humans Dislike Being Poor”

Woke gay boat attacks white chad bridge 😡

Threat to what? Is an anime streaming site going to commit a 9/11?

And lots of weed

Guy was a Warhawk jingoist nationalist creep but stomach cancer is a shitty way to go and almost no one deserves that

So she’s the firecracker to his homelander basically

Are you saying my modding hobby is going to lead to me mod my gender

A good question… I suggest we all start torrenting new release movies and video games exclusively through Starbucks, because I want to know

It’s probably a pretty good shot from there tbh

As a fan of Proton services I don’t like “blog posts” from companies where the solution to a problem is just their product, regardless of who the company is

That image. Why.

Spay or neuter?

Is this the cartoonish sneaking event?

My social is not really coheding right now tbh

Not explicitly. The book of Enoch (non-canon) claims it was Azazel, other sources claim Samael or even Lilith. Now if you want to take a completely secular view it’s important to note that Satan as we think of him now is a Christian concept and doesn’t exist in the Torah or in classical Judaism, but was simply a term meaning “accuser” or “tempter” that wasn’t a person or individual but more of a general concept of sin or temptation that prevented someone from doing the will of god

Yeah i was surprised to see the ‘Mamas for BLM’ and ‘STOP BANNING ABORTION’ stickers compared to some of the others

Literally shitting cum rn

I mean… Mario Lopez is still a tv host right?

Oh I thought that was that thing where two people alternate farting directly into each others mouths

To quote the Dan meme: “I don’t care how much I hate capitalism I am not celebrating the unabomber”

You know who else liked apples? Hitler. Coincidence? No.

Little did we know that Elon Musk would be strangled to death by the cold hands of a pair of disembodied robotic arms being remote controlled by an enraged capuchin with an Nvidia GPU embedded in its skull