I always go to the extra effort just to be lazy

That image. Why.

Somehow It never occurred to me that people other than me say that exact thing to their dog

Well I’m profoundly depressed now but thank you

I remember this cat. Text is unrelated, he’s high on catnip.

Alternate headline: “Why Humans Dislike Being Poor”

Woke gay boat attacks white chad bridge 😡

Guy was a Warhawk jingoist nationalist creep but stomach cancer is a shitty way to go and almost no one deserves that

Are you saying my modding hobby is going to lead to me mod my gender

A good question… I suggest we all start torrenting new release movies and video games exclusively through Starbucks, because I want to know

As a fan of Proton services I don’t like “blog posts” from companies where the solution to a problem is just their product, regardless of who the company is

Yeah i was surprised to see the ‘Mamas for BLM’ and ‘STOP BANNING ABORTION’ stickers compared to some of the others

My social is not really coheding right now tbh

Oh I thought that was that thing where two people alternate farting directly into each others mouths

Literally shitting cum rn

To quote the Dan meme: “I don’t care how much I hate capitalism I am not celebrating the unabomber”

You know who else liked apples? Hitler. Coincidence? No.

Little did we know that Elon Musk would be strangled to death by the cold hands of a pair of disembodied robotic arms being remote controlled by an enraged capuchin with an Nvidia GPU embedded in its skull

I mean you can almost say that about fallout though too can’t you? There both an adaptation of the world and lore than any specific story

Cageinization

If she ever becomes real they should name her Princess Watermelon

It bothers me when when I’m trying to do research on a piece of folklore or mythology that’s already obscure without a lot of information out there so all I get is a million pictures of an extremely popular Naruto character or something

I am confused yet intrigued

I agree with this vegetable

Schrödinger’s weed

Mango-pomegranate autism

I was raised in a strict Christian sect and I took my religion very seriously and really wanted to believe for most of my life, but my brain just wasn’t really built for faith and I was a huge lover of science and so I wrestled for years trying hush the voice of reasonable doubt in my head… I prayed and prayed for more faith and never got anything in return. I tried to strengthen my faith by reading through the entire bible, which I did, twice, and that only made it worse because the gaps in reason became so much more apparent. Then during Covid lockdown a good friend of mine left the religion after several years and that gave me the strength and courage to finally say “I don’t believe, I can’t believe, and I can’t do this anymore.” It probably wouldn’t have taken me so long if I hadn’t been raised in a religion that believes in shunning and the fear of losing my family and most of my friends, but by that time a few of my friends had left and I felt I had a bit of a support net outside the religion and could walk out without the fear of losing everything.

We. Need. More. Lead.

Everything you say to me (Takes me one step closer to the edge) (And I'm about to break) I need a little room to breathe ('Cause I'm one step closer to the edge) (I'm about to break)

Read “pibbles” as “nipples”

Unless he floats, in which case he’s a witch

And be alone with my own skeleton? No thank you. Don’t trust that fucker for a second

You gotta be ready for anything

Okay I understand why some people might feel paranoid that this in preparation for some potentially imminent attack… but can someone explain to me why so many of these people are so worried about the message itself being pushed to their phone? Like they’re talking about draining their batteries to avoid it—but like, why though?

I would really like to know what story is being depicted here

Lmao wtf does that even mean. Imagine someone telling you that

That car is super tsundere

Extremely underrated

The genre I primarily watch also happens to be piracy

Is… is this a wiener joke?