What's a secret that you're keeping from your partner/significant other that you're taking to the grave with you?

ComfyMuffin@lemmy.world to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world – 90 points –

It doesn't have to be anything bad btw

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I suppose we should tell them now.

You're not actual a "real human." You're an alien just like us, but we convinced you that you were human so we could study "human behavior". One behavior we've identified is paranoia.

Who said they are paranoid?

By definition, it's not paranoia if they're actually after you.

No it's not. Paranoia refers to your emotions not your situation. Just because you are paranoid doesn't mean you do not have enemies.