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5 and 7. You guys are sleeping on the toaster thing. I can control the most unsafe electrical appliance with my mind? The possibilities are endless.

Along with knowing whether things are empty. I'd be the perfect bouncer.

CIA on their last Castro assassination attempt: "send in...the toastmaster"