Microplastic overdose

Striker@lemmy.worldmod to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world – 1573 points –
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This...So much thie...but red vines rather than twizzler. They have a much bigger hole.

Absolutely.

Although I imagine some sort of German engineered version, where the hole isn't all that big but somehow maintains structural integrity yet significant flow rate.

The life we could've had if McDonalds didn't dictate things.

where the hole isn’t all that big but somehow maintains structural integrity yet significant flow rate

Sorry, fluid mechanics doesn't work that way.

I dunno man, I have a few German vapes protected by patents that seem to work alright. Their first patent expired a few years ago, however patents for their portable vapes won't expire until 2035, but there's surely some scope to make something transformative before then.

I'm not familiar enough with vapes (German or otherwise) to understand how they're related to using Twizzlers as straws.

Because the vape I'm talking about has a trick heatsink inside that it uses to heat air up to the desired temperature, without massively restricting airflow.

I used to drink root beer out of the licorice red vines, those held up quite well. Though, the lart was around seven years ago. I haven't seen blaok red vines in ages around these parts.

Have no idea if the red ones would have held up. Never liked those too much, heh, and other than root beer, birch beer, I'd drink coffee instead.