You've been instantly teleported two feet to the left. How does this affect you?mayflower@lemmy.ml to Asklemmy@lemmy.ml – 166 points – 7 months ago234Post a CommentPreviewYou are viewing a single commentView all commentsI'm shitting in the shower.Aw! I'm shitting in the sink!I'm squatting on the landing at the top of the stairs and now need to shuffle off in shame to get some TP for my bunghole.I’m shitting inside my vanity but also have the vanity inside me so I’m pretty sure I’m dead. 10 minutes ago I’d have been rolling on the freeway at 69mph. So dead either way I guess.
I'm shitting in the shower.Aw! I'm shitting in the sink!I'm squatting on the landing at the top of the stairs and now need to shuffle off in shame to get some TP for my bunghole.I’m shitting inside my vanity but also have the vanity inside me so I’m pretty sure I’m dead. 10 minutes ago I’d have been rolling on the freeway at 69mph. So dead either way I guess.
Aw! I'm shitting in the sink!I'm squatting on the landing at the top of the stairs and now need to shuffle off in shame to get some TP for my bunghole.
I'm squatting on the landing at the top of the stairs and now need to shuffle off in shame to get some TP for my bunghole.
I’m shitting inside my vanity but also have the vanity inside me so I’m pretty sure I’m dead. 10 minutes ago I’d have been rolling on the freeway at 69mph. So dead either way I guess.
I'm shitting in the shower.
Aw! I'm shitting in the sink!
I'm squatting on the landing at the top of the stairs and now need to shuffle off in shame to get some TP for my bunghole.
I’m shitting inside my vanity but also have the vanity inside me so I’m pretty sure I’m dead.
10 minutes ago I’d have been rolling on the freeway at 69mph. So dead either way I guess.