Lemmy, what are some of your "oh shit" work stories?

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My first week on a new job I ran a DELETE query without (accidentally) selecting the WHERE clause. In Prod. I thought I was going to get fired on the spot, but my boss was a complete bro about it, and helped with data restore personally.

Everyone at that company was great both professionally and personally. It's the highlight of my 30+ year career.

That's the employer's fault for making it so easy to connect to prod with read-write permissions. Not your fault.

At my last job I was given write permissions to production and I asked for read only credentials instead, I know my own stupidity

At my workplace, the command-line database tool (which is essentially just a wrapper around the standard MySQL CLI) connects with a read-only role by default, and you need to explicitly pass a flag to it to connect with a read-write role. The two roles use separate ACLs so we can grant someone just read-only access if they don't need write access.

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We have read only access.

Also transactions are good ideas.

Also my database tool (the one built into pycharm) warns and requires you to hit submit a second time if you try a delete or update without a where. Discovered this on local where I really did want to update every record, but it's a good setting.

Look at mister fancy pants over here with a database tool. Back in my time we had to use Query Analyzer uphill both ways.

Oh there was plenty of blame to go around. I wasn't exactly fresh out of school either. I had "extensive experience with SQL Server" on my resume by then.

Everyone's taken down prod at one point or another. If you haven't, then you haven't been working long enough.