Post-surgery tip.

Flying Squid@lemmy.world to [Outdated, please look at pinned post] Casual Conversation@lemmy.world – 146 points –

If you get your gallbladder removed and your surgeon says it could cause diarrhea for a while but your discharge papers say take stool softener because of the pain medication? Listen to the surgeon.

It hasn't been a fun couple of days.

Thank you for reading my very short rant. Back to the bathroom!

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Please, I am not a clergyman.

Maybe you are royalty instead, with your porcelain throne and all that.

I had to give up my claim to the throne when I got my gallbladder taken out. I cannot be the king if my body has been corrupted.

It's still Saturnalia, so roles are reversed. You can be king for another day or so

Great. I only get the powers of monarchy when I'm stuck in the bathroom.