"Hey Google, find the nearest Burger King" - "Sure, here is one on the other side of the globe!"

Moonrise2473@feddit.it to Mildly Infuriating@lemmy.world – 652 points –

I swear that with each update they're adding more and more artificial stupidity

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Just in case anyone wants this converted to freedom units, 9.792 km is 744 spindles, and 2,6 km is about 95 shackles. HTH

That would be approximately 48,188,975 and 12,795 bananas respectively, assuming 8 inch average banana length. What fruit are we using for scale over here anyways? I missed some committee meetings.

Fruit as the basis for a measurement system? That sounds ridiculous. Use barleycorns like the rest of us!