What’s your best Essex Girl joke?

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I from the US, just learned about these today, and had a chuckle.

an essex girl was driving down the A13 when her car phone rang. it was her boyfriend, urgently warning her "treacle, i just heard on the news that theres a car going the wrong way on the A13. please be careful!" "its not just one car!" said the essex girl "theres hundreds of them!"

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Hell, that's going back a way. I don't think that I have heard one of those since the 90s. They really haven't aged well - not that they were exactly the height of PC humour back then.

What's the difference between a shopping trolley and an Essex girl?

A shopping trolley has a mind of its own.

they haven’t aged well

This sort of humor in general hasn’t aged well. I think this sort of thing is still funny when it’s a surprise, ie used sparingly.

One or two seems like the maximum. Otherwise you're getting into dirty old man territory.

There was an advert in Australia in the early 2000s with that joke too for a car insurance company.