git commit -m "minor fixes" +26858 -69429

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My personal favorite used to be "Long time no commit"

I call that a checkpoint when I do it. But I do that on my branch that will eventually be squash merged.

I like to go for dark jam poetry, in those commits.

'why is anything? can it be? desolation - oh wait, that variable is mistyped!'