I went back in time to kill Hitler but instead we fell in love and our romance averted the war but then I was kidnapped back to the present and Hitler's broken heart made him do WW2 anyway. AMA

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Do you shave your pubs so it looks like Hitler’s stache?

Then Hitler shaved his mustache and used OP's pubes as a replacement, like one of those photo cutouts at Disneyland. And then they'd laaaugh. Oh, how they laughed.

No he shaved the opposite pattern so that when hitler deep throats him I completes his pubes.