I went back in time to kill Hitler but instead we fell in love and our romance averted the war but then I was kidnapped back to the present and Hitler's broken heart made him do WW2 anyway. AMA

Sentient Loom@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world – 148 points –
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Oops, I did it again

I played with your heart, got lost in the game

Oh baby, baby

Oops, you think I'm in love

That I'm sent from above

I'm not that innocent

Do you shave your pubs so it looks like Hitler’s stache?

Then Hitler shaved his mustache and used OP's pubes as a replacement, like one of those photo cutouts at Disneyland. And then they'd laaaugh. Oh, how they laughed.

No he shaved the opposite pattern so that when hitler deep throats him I completes his pubes.

Why did you call your son Spez? Did Adolf recommend this name?