Because spicyness isn't really a taste, it's rather just pain. The various spicy chemicals (capsaicin, piperine, curcumin etc.) essentially just irritate your skin.
What does shit taste like then
Taste? Kinda bland, unless it's spicy, you don't have smell receptors at the asshole so the disgusting part doesn't register.
WHY DOES MY ASSHOLE HAVE TASTE BUDS!?
Because spicyness isn't really a taste, it's rather just pain. The various spicy chemicals (capsaicin, piperine, curcumin etc.) essentially just irritate your skin.
What does shit taste like then
Taste? Kinda bland, unless it's spicy, you don't have smell receptors at the asshole so the disgusting part doesn't register.