dylanTheDeveloper

@dylanTheDeveloper@lemmy.world
0 Post – 700 Comments
Joined 1 years ago

Unreal 4 and 5 expert with 3D art and animation skills

It's worse then you think. As a Australian citizen you are required to comply with any order which includes leaking code and introducing back doors. Failure to comply or notifying your employer about the request will result in federal charges with a sentence between 20 to 60 years in prison. The legislation that contains this was passed almost a year ago.

Recently there's been a wave of mass disruptions and data theft in Australia including most of our ports halting operations for a day and one of our largest phone and internet service providers being compromised where millions of peoples personal information like driver licences and passports being leaked.

10 more...

Yeah and when I pointed it out I copped 3 day suspension with no message

Apparently it's this new file format called .gif where you can compress videos into a small file that any browser can read

13 more...

Never trust autosave. Everything from notepad to Visual Studio gets the Ctrl+S treatment when something is updated.

3 more...

Good thing we all use randomly generated passwords for every account and always remember to change them every few months.

5 more...

Literally 1984

4 more...

Average website experience in 2023

Only because its one of the very few you can actually create an account on because of the mass migrations.

2 more...

This isn't a fruit salad it's a fruit monopoly

"Oh I fixed your code because you did it wrong"

Later:

"Hey the application no longer compiles, I re-wrote a huge chunk of your code and now I don't know whats wrong"

Y'all live in the CUMZONE while I live in the CANT (China Australia New Zealand Tasmania) zone

6 more...

Lol reminds me of Windows plastering all your photos on the home screen and people being mortified about it

Americans when they need to measure something

4 more...

Finally Jerma can show nipples and toes on stream

2 more...

Fractional inches can suck my nuts.

12 more...

GoDaddy can GoFuckThemselves, wondering why my shit was broken until i found out

I got banned last time because I was helping draw naked ladies.

1 more...

But does it compile?

Finally instance blocking, goodbye politics

2 more...

Use Temple OS

4 more...

There's nothing wrong with java

5 more...

When the impostos is sus

Look at dis graph

The funny windmill men also 8 thousand likes WTF

2 more...

d-_-b

3 more...

Lmao try talking smack about communism and why cars are great then watch your notifications explode

Bill should have his own special branch, Bills Branch

You have to goto the store to buy milk instead of having it delivered fresh

The names James, Bond James, Bond James is having a stronk call the bondulance

1 more...

The FBI has offices in alot of other countries and work with local law enforcement.

https://www.fbi.gov/contact-us/international-offices

Can't really hide from them unless you live in North Korea or Russia

2 more...

Louis Armstrong didn't goto the moon for this :(

2 more...

X gonna give it to ya and X gonna take it away from ya

Lol no Lemmy is just as bad as Reddit

2 more...

Microsoft can force update Deez nuts

I prefer chefs famous salty chocolate balls

1 more...

You could turn these horrors into NFTs and call them coomer coins

4 more...

Hello I am 5 years old and vulnerable 🖐️😩🖐️ and I'm definitely NOT an agent

Oi yer got ye wankn loicense

Paying high subscription fees for Autodesk products

1 more...