three’s normal right?

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Americans when they need to measure something

I'm sorry, can you interpret this as a fraction of a 747?

Fractions are for inches. any red blooded American would know that a Boeing 747 is about 8 washing machines and a half dollar bill long.

Which half? Washington or Illuminati?

Per tradition, if we're at war, Washington, if we're at peace, illuminati.

If for some CIA induced reason it's impossible to tell, fold both sides in until they touch and then you'll have it.

If for some CIA induced reason Washington now looks like a three-eyed Phineas how do I unbraid this 4-D dollar?