Chickens!Squire1039@lemm.ee to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world – 874 points – 8 months ago36Post a CommentPreviewYou are viewing a single commentView all commentsIt amazes me that I can half wake up in the middle of the night and still do an explosive 180 to face the other way. I literally bounce an inch up off the mattress and torque myself to one side, then instantly fall asleep.Rotisserie chickens don't wake up when they're spinning either.This is exactly what I do.I used to be able to do that. This post is making me feel old.
It amazes me that I can half wake up in the middle of the night and still do an explosive 180 to face the other way. I literally bounce an inch up off the mattress and torque myself to one side, then instantly fall asleep.Rotisserie chickens don't wake up when they're spinning either.This is exactly what I do.I used to be able to do that. This post is making me feel old.
It amazes me that I can half wake up in the middle of the night and still do an explosive 180 to face the other way.
I literally bounce an inch up off the mattress and torque myself to one side, then instantly fall asleep.
Rotisserie chickens don't wake up when they're spinning either.
This is exactly what I do.
I used to be able to do that. This post is making me feel old.