Some Guinness was spilt on the barroom floor, when the pub was shut for the night. Out of his hole crept a wee brown mouse & stood in the pale moon light. He lapped up the frothy brew from the floor, then back on haunches he sat. And all night long you could hear him roar, "Bring on the goddamn cat!
Irish poem
haunches
I feel like nobody uses the word haunches enough/anymore. Such an amusing oldtimey euphemism for
Some Guinness was spilt on the barroom floor, when the pub was shut for the night. Out of his hole crept a wee brown mouse & stood in the pale moon light. He lapped up the frothy brew from the floor, then back on haunches he sat. And all night long you could hear him roar, "Bring on the goddamn cat!
I feel like nobody uses the word haunches enough/anymore. Such an amusing oldtimey euphemism for
Hella haunches
Haunches like conches
Famous anus