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SSUPII@sopuli.xyz to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world – 210 points –
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I've been banned from my neighborhood park for eating all the wild mushrooms and jumping on turtles, video games ruined my life:(

Did you miss the part where you're supposed to disappear down a pipe into the sewers?

I dove into a storm drain and got stuck, but fortunately some guy with a fishing pole came by, hooked his lure to my pants, and reeled me out :)

If Pac-Man had affected us as kids, we'd all be running around in dark rooms, munching pills and listening to repetitive electronic music.

Ah yer late on that thar joke yee laddie, now off on that wagon wit yee and I'll boop ye on yees head and make yee sleep, I know yee we're trying to cross the border and walked right into that imperial ambush...

I was fired from sperm bank for drinking on the job, discord ruined my life :(

I've just been running around a dark room, eating pills, and listening to repetitive electronic music.

you're playing the wrong games my friend.