Trump posts bizarre solar eclipse ad – with his head plunging US into darkness

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Trump posts bizarre solar eclipse ad – with his head plunging US into darkness
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It was rapture when the path of this eclipse crossed the path of the eclipse two years ago. I think it was somewhere in Missouri/Iliinois. If you ascended, congrats. I get to go to work tomorrow.

nope. still here.

So. Did we finally get rid of the jackasses?

Safe to assume that if the rapture was real, most people thinking they were righteous enough to get raptured are most certainly missing their religion's arbitrary mark, so us decent, upstanding heathens would end up stuck with most of them here anyway.

I'm also still here, so...

Oh, you meant the other kind of jackass.

well... I meant the religious fruitcake variety.

I assume if a rapture did happen... it'd be all over the news. and uh, celebrations.