His presence terrorizes this town

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Can you blame him? That's shits good asf

I just did the math, 200gal is 2664.5 fl oz (in freedom units) this means over 365 days hes eating 7.3 fl oz a day. 1 fl oz has about 50kcals so (ironicly) he's eating 365kcals of cheese

This has to be a sign from god

Just cheese sauce, or including the noodles?

Where are you getting the calorie reference from?

Honestly I just asked chatGPT lmao, specifically cheese sauce no noodle