It's called attaining divinityalphacyberranger@sh.itjust.works to Programmer Humor@programming.dev – 534 points – 1 weeks ago78Post a CommentPreviewYou are viewing a single commentView all commentsShow the parent commentASM is high level. Real programmers use punch cardsReal programmers use a magnetized needle and a steady hand.There's an emacs-command to do that.No, the emacs command is for the butterflyDang, I meant a neovim-PluginEmacs keybind?REAL programmers tap into the electron flow across the CPU and set bits in real timeOnce met a man who said he loved assembly language because it was so much nicer than punch cards and FORTRAN, but C was OK too. This was last year. In his defense though, he's been retired for years, used to work as a professor.
ASM is high level. Real programmers use punch cardsReal programmers use a magnetized needle and a steady hand.There's an emacs-command to do that.No, the emacs command is for the butterflyDang, I meant a neovim-PluginEmacs keybind?REAL programmers tap into the electron flow across the CPU and set bits in real timeOnce met a man who said he loved assembly language because it was so much nicer than punch cards and FORTRAN, but C was OK too. This was last year. In his defense though, he's been retired for years, used to work as a professor.
Real programmers use a magnetized needle and a steady hand.There's an emacs-command to do that.No, the emacs command is for the butterflyDang, I meant a neovim-PluginEmacs keybind?REAL programmers tap into the electron flow across the CPU and set bits in real time
There's an emacs-command to do that.No, the emacs command is for the butterflyDang, I meant a neovim-PluginEmacs keybind?
Once met a man who said he loved assembly language because it was so much nicer than punch cards and FORTRAN, but C was OK too. This was last year. In his defense though, he's been retired for years, used to work as a professor.
ASM is high level. Real programmers use punch cards
Real programmers use a magnetized needle and a steady hand.
There's an emacs-command to do that.
No, the emacs command is for the butterfly
Dang, I meant a neovim-Plugin
Emacs keybind?
REAL programmers tap into the electron flow across the CPU and set bits in real time
Once met a man who said he loved assembly language because it was so much nicer than punch cards and FORTRAN, but C was OK too.
This was last year. In his defense though, he's been retired for years, used to work as a professor.